Let me break down this guy I just saw at Reading Terminal Market

-super tanned

-Billie Mays beard

-ponytail

-Shitload of gold rings and bracelets

-underarmour shirt TUCKED INTO BUSINESS SLACKS

-black tassled loafers

Oh and did I mention that PINNED to the underarmour workout shirt was A FUCKING WOMAN’S GOLD BROOCH IN THE SHAPE OF A FROG ENCRUSTED IN DIAMONDS! A BROOCH ON A MAN’S WORKOUT SHIRT! HE WAS A MYTHICAL FASHION CREATURE! THE TOP HALF OF SOMEONE GOING TO A GYM WITH THE BOTTOM HALF OF SOMEONE GOING TO WORK WITH THE JEWELERY OF A FEMALE TROPHY WIFE

WHO IS THIS GUY?! WHERE WAS HE GOING TO WHERE THAT WAS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO DRESS?! IS HE RICH OR CRAZY OR BOTH?! WHY DIDN’T I ASK HIM QUESTIONS?!

@1 year ago with 54 notes
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  1. suninyourhead reblogged this from willlaren and added:
    all he needed was visor shades and he would have been, like, i dunno
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